John McCain is a Cylon
429Truth has uncovered a deeply troubling discovery at the highest levels of power. Many have noticed that short-tempered Vietnam war veteran John McCain, imprisoned and tortured in Hanoi, bears a more than passing resemblance to short-tempered Cylon war veteran Saul Tigh, imprisoned and tortured on New Caprica:
And it’s also easy to see a resemblance between John McCain’s blonde wife Cindy McCain and Saul Tigh’s blonde wife, Ellen Tigh:
And of course John McCain’s active duty military son Jack McCain looks a lot like Admiral Adama’s active duty military son Lee Adama.
This could have been written off as simple coincidence until last week when John McCain chose an inexperienced formerly obscure politician (governor of Alaska) and abortion opponent named Sarah Palin, catapulted into the national spotlight as candidate for Vice President. The story bears an uncanny resemblance to Laura Roslin, an inexperienced formerly obscure politician (Secretary of Education) and abortion opponent catapulted into the highest ranks of fleet government as President.
And Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol Palin bears an eerie similarity to Cally Tyrol…
Bristol’s partner Levi Johnston bears a more than passing similarity to Cally’s husband Galen Tyrol…
And both the Palin and Tyrol couples have produced children who have become the focus of much drama and speculation.
What can we learn from this? Laura Roslin became president after a devastating surprise attack destroyed our society and way of life. A surprise terrorist attack by a shadowy and powerful organization with agents positioned in the highest levels of government. Agents so well-hidden that even they do not know they are agents, yet able to be switched on remotely to rain unimaginable destruction upon us. And who is the highest-ranking Cylon terrorist in the Colonial fleet? John McCain, aka Saul Tigh.
Who better to manage the uncovering of enemy agents than an enemy agent positioned at the highest levels of power? If we used this surprising evidence to call McCain a “Manchurian Candidate” – a dangerous replicant and one-man sleeper cell sent by our extraterrestrial enemies to destroy us in our sleep – we would not be the first.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 am
The previous entry contained spoilers.
I’m still halfway through watching the third season of BSG on DVD, thanks for buggering that up.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 am
Wow. On Saturday, aug 27th, a friend suggested I go to the RNC and protest with a sign saying “*Spoiler Alert* John McCain is a CYLON”. So on the 1st, me and the wife found out they had an anti-war march going on, so we jumped in. Only four people really commented on it: two with the equivalent of “fuck yeah”, and two older types that asked us to explain it.
I’ll have to ask sam where she picked it up from, but I have a feeling that the hivemind thinks alike.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:05 am
wow… my eyes are now open to The Truth.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 am
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So who’s Baltar?
And who’s Starbuck?
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Brilliant! One of those posts that make me wish I had thought of it first.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 am
And more important: What´s her phone number?
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am
Gee, thanks for the spoiler…
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 am
I can’t believe no one else has said it yet.
“All of this has happened before….”
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
They have my vote already.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Baltar has been revealed. He looks very similar to the recently released photos of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol Palin’s baby. (4/29 truth team should check their internal reference site for reference images.)
I can only speculate who Starbuck may be. It has not been revealed. And clearly, Macaulay Culkin does not make any sense.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
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@Mantari – you owe me – I spewed beverage on my laptop due to that last remark!
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm
ftw. This was fun to read. Awesome.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Palin and Roslin look alike but that is pretty much where it ends. Roslin was actually pro-choice but was pushed into getting rid of abortion after Baltar showed her the population estimates. It was either keep the people breeding or the end of humanity.
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September 5th, 2008 at 10:45 am
This is crazy and so accurate
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September 9th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Grow up Kiddies and find a better way to spend your time.
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May 12th, 2009 at 5:12 am
Hey, Orca Frannie! (Wow, your name is really scary…)
If this were just a discussion about a TV show, you might have a point. However, the resemblances and the story lines are just a little too much like real life to be ignored. Of course, you’re far too mature to be watching television, or to have any other bourgeois habits yourself.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Jon McCain is also a good politician and he got some good political ideology. i admire John McCain more than Obama.